carrots are funny. the phone is scary.

i just had the scariest thing EVER happen to me! there i was, minding my own buisness while dialing the phone. i was trying to call grandma, like i do a hundred times a day. then, all of the sudden, the button i was pushing started to ring really loud. i was so scared i peed myself. i cried really hard. my face turned bright red. i screamed. i couldn't stop shaking for several minutes. mommy scooped me up and i sat on her lap as she explained that i had changed the ringer sound. she said i didn't have to be afraid, but i was still terribly frightened. then, she showed me what i had done! AH! scary again! i hid my face in her shoulder. after a few seconds, i decided to peek at the devil phone. it was silent. mommy handed it to me, and i got Brave. i pushed the buttons again. i'm not scared anymore.

and carrots? well, they are very funny. to touch. to eat. to stick in my nose. funny. funny. funny.